McCann 宣佈己經同 Paulson 達成協議, $700 billion package 包括:
1.用 $100 billion 印新字典, take the word “derivative” out of all dictionaries.
2. $200 billion tax credit. 鼓勵所有 D report 都用籃色紙做, 用來襯托 紅色的 bottom line, 以表示愛國.
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最後一次 presidential debate 散場, 一個星期都無見過面, 於是Obama 拖住 Michelle 手仔返酒店……………….
早餐, Michelle 羞人答答: “ I hear people talking about Jack Kennedy, I read about Jack Kennedy. Barack, you are better than Jack Kennedy!”
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Sarah Palin 去 Saturday Night Life 實地登場, Tina Feye 係度等佢. Sarah Palin 一落車, 即刻掛返個牌, 寫住 “This is the real Sarah Palin”.
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記者問 Joe Biden : “你係國會幾拾年, mug 都有 record. 有 mug 嘢我哋唔知呀?”
Biden 答: “我的對手話由 Alaska 望得到 Russia, 都算係外交經驗. 你哋知唔知我晚晚望住個月光, 我都算有資格做太空人呀! ”